Confession #6: boys are dumb:P

Guys are utterly helpless. They try and try but they just can't seem to do anything on their own. It seems mean and all to say something like that, but I have had several situations where boys became helpless little creatures. For example, my cousin just had his very first high school dance. He called me in such a panic that I couldn't help laugh. His MOM thought that a, "nice pair of jeans would be fine for homecoming." Those were her exact words. So I told him to work his a** off and get money because we were going shopping! I quickly gathered a few close friends: my best friend, my best friend's older sister, and one very metrosexual guy friend. We set out to find the best clothes for him. Six hours, four stores, and a very awkward moment of being measured by the oldest woman known to mankind, we got him looking very gentlemanly. It made us laugh so very much when all of us had to teach him how to tie a tie. It was 

quite an experience for me. Another time when a  boy was positively hopeless was when a guy liked me and I knew he did but he just didn't have the balls to ask me out on a date. He was a sweet boy so I almost had to ask him myself! I'm old-fashioned like that. I think that guys should do certain things. But don't tell anybody else that. If there is anybody even reading this, it's our little secret, okay? Yeah. Oh, I guess that I will stop teasing the guys now. They do have to do quite a bit for us girls. For example, they constantly work out, and they make themselves emotionless. Did you know that almost all men are emotionally unstable? And that if they were to cry just once a month that they would be stable? Even though women, as a whole, are constantly berated for being emotionally crazy, we are way better at dealing with out emotions than guys. Okay, I'm done for now. Time to get ready for homecoming next week! Love you all, if there's anybody who is actually reading this... Hope you have a great day and if a person tries to hit on you, pretend you are a lesbian!