Saturday, September 21, 2013

Confession #1: relationships, kissing, and boys, oh my!

Okay, so I know that I shouldn't be doing the things that I do. Beleive me, I went through the whole junior high sex education. You probably know the one. Nurse comes in during P.E. and the girls and guys, in separate rooms, watch the "video." And it is incredibly awkward and the nurse asks "do you have any questions?" Nobody ever does. So anyways, I have never really liked the thought of being in a long-term relationship in high school. It never ends well, unless you count my parents, who were high school parents and have been married for twenty years now. So I have watched my friends get into these relationships, ditch their friends, and then get dumped and freak out and cry for DAYS. I did not want to go through that whole process thing so I did something else. This will blow your mind. No joke. I DIDN'T GET A BOYFRIEND. It's crazy, I know. This is what happens. If I am interested in a guy, I go on dates with him and then we might mess around, but never anything past PG-13. And, this is the unbelieveable part, I have only been a number of guys that I can count with one hand. This way, I get the best of both worlds. I can't get hurt, but I can have fun and a boy tells me that I'm beautiful and we hang out. It's foolproof, and nobody would dare call me a slut or a prude:) All right, I am done for today. Come back tomorrow for another confession!

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