Thursday, September 26, 2013

confession #4 sleep deprivation=funny stories:


Not sleeping is something that every teenager has to deal with. Being in many clubs, AP classes, extra-curriculars, and trying to get a job, however, means that I get even less sleep. It is almost impossible to not be exhausted at least once during your high school career. Unless you are a robot. But then again, I am sure that even robots break down and start freaking out and killing everybody because of a glitch or something like that. Being sleep deprived is not good. It can lead to stress, bad grades, and some very odd texts because your brain is so overly exhausted that it can't handle anything right meow. Sleeping in on the weekends doesn't work either. I have tried to add more sleeps in on the weekend to make up for staying up all night finishing a project. You end up staying up the night afterwards because your body gets used to sleeping in. Sleeping pills work until you build up a tolerance. Quick side note: my dog is laying under my bed because she is afraid of rain. So weird. Haha anyways... sleeping in class is a 50-50 chance. You can't depend on it and waking up with a puddle of drool on your arm is not attractive. Sorry to burst your little bubble there. Texting without sleeping, or even trying to communicate with the world is always sketchy. Imagine trying to talk as a two-year-old. It makes perfect sense to your half-asleep mind, but to the outside world you're saying, "booadahldajfkdoalfhda." Not, "I feel that the air is rather chilly, wouldn't you agree kind sir?" (say it in a british accent. i know you want to.) Trying to stay awake in class is like trying to put lipstick on with your boobs. Yes, that was a bad reference to The Breakfast Club. Deal with it. It's impossible unless you are very skilled in the art. You can't even blink your eyes or else you will wake up with the teacher hovering over you and all the other kids are staring awkwardly. No bueno. So to sum up: sleeping is impossible. Drink coffee. But if you go to dutch bros. and tell them your plight, they might just give you an ER-911 which is a large irish cream coffee with SIX espresso shots. You will feel like your having a heart attack and you might just run a couple miles. Not that it ever happened to me, of course. Just saying that its a possibility. So don't do it. Or do it. I don't care, it's your decision, not mine. Aight time to actually accomplish something! Good night :D


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