Sunday, September 22, 2013

Confession #2: FOOD!!!

So, some people don't know this, but almost any teenage girl that you will ever  meet will tell you that we absolutely love food. That's why if you bring us food, no occasion needed, we will probably love you for the rest of your life. Unless you are really creepy and/or scary and then we will run away awkwardly. True story. But, this is  a somewhat well-kept secret. I don't know about any of you out there in this overly populated world, but I do NOT want a attractive guy to know that my friends and I go to Wal-Mart at 2AM to get big jugs of juice, chips, and cookies and play Halo for 12 hours straight. It's just not appealing. It's not like we are gross slobs who don't care what we look like. It's just that everyonce in a while, you get tired of trying to look exceptionally hot for everyone. So you give up for a weekend. Anyways. Food is good. Mad teenage girl = usually hungry teenage girl. If you give food to me, I will probably love you forever. That's how you get a girlfriend. Buy them lunch too. That's good. Food. Okay bye for now! Tomorrow I will talk about how nobody ever has clothes they want. =^.^=

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